Why My Ex Sucks

15th Mar 2010

Monday // 1pm // 1 day ago

i was his everything.

he treated me like a princess &once we broke up he couldnt even acknowledge me as a person.

whats the point in relationships when eventually they become your ex? everyone changes. &you know what ex really means. ex = fucking asshole you wish you never met.

11th Mar 2010

Thursday // 8am // 5 days ago

you’re 10 ft away. really.

i met him because he was texting my roommate.

i met him because he was sexting my roommate.

he referred to his dick as “it”.

loser.

10th Mar 2010

Wednesday // 3pm // 5 days ago

Psycho Bitch

1. She used me for my money to get drunk.

2. She would never do anything other than go to the bar.

3. Does not have a car, just got a job after a year of being unemployed.

4. Lives with her mom and get’s pissed when she gets asked to pay rent.

5. Thinks that she’s perfect and that the world is to blame for her problems, i mean 6 years of hard drug use is the worlds fault after all.

6. Told me that I was abandoning her child, which is not mine, when we broke up and I said I wasn’t gonna be around as much.

7. Her friends like me more than they do her.

8. Talks to 6-7 guys at a time about hooking up with them and has probably been with more than 1000 men and women in her short life time.

10th Mar 2010

Wednesday // 11am // 6 days ago

indie twerp.

1. He forced me to break up with him, and tried to his damnedest to avoid my confrontation as LONG AS POSSIBLE. After weeks of trying to call him and see him, I dumped him in an email, as he did everything in his power to not talk to me.

2. He stood me up, on my birthday, after RSVPing personally, telling my friends he’d be in attendance, and WENT TO ANOTHER PARTY IN THE SAME TOWN during my scheduled party time.

3. In fact, he flaked out about 95% of the time when it came to even tiny commitments. When he did show it would be hours late, and typically drunk.

4. Creepy inappropriate friendship with a girl who was very openly nasty to me and always declaring undying love to him. He got off on her sad ego boosting, despite talking crap about her and calling her gross and ugly.

5. Got fired for smoking pot and bragging about it to his immediate supervisor at work. Paging Dr. Genius.

6. Would claim his adoration and devotion to me and then act oppositely, and use those fake words of affection to try and gloss over his bullshit immature antics.

The list goes on…

 

08th Mar 2010

Monday // 9pm // 1 week ago

Hemorrhoid

1. He was supposed to be a “friend with benefits”. When he hooked up with other girls, it was ok, but if I hooked up with other guys, he got mortally offended.

2. HE world freak out if I was with someone else, but insisted that I was the one who wanted more out of the situation.

3. I was always honest with him about my hook ups. He wasn’t so honest with me.

4. One of his “hook-ups” was my sister. Repeatedly. For about two months while we were still “together”.

5. He lied about having HPV and threatened to call the cops when I confronted him about it.

6. He dumped my sister for a 32-year old, twice-divorced Broadway Wanna-Be with control issues.

08th Mar 2010

Monday // 3pm // 1 week ago

My exes sucks!

Ex #1

He cheated on me multiple times and tried to justify that with the reason that he’s a DJ in demand. pffft. When I broke up with him because he was cheating with a good ‘friend’ of mine, he threatened and blackmailed me into getting back together with him.

Ex #2

He was a foreign guy who I dated for almost three months til I found out he had a girlfriend back home.