Why My Ex Sucks
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08th Feb 2010

Monday // 4pm // 15 hours ago
From this week’s Syracuse New Times. Your ex probably designed this.
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From this week’s Syracuse New Times. Your ex probably designed this.

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08th Feb 2010

Monday // 12pm // 19 hours ago

Carrying a Torch.

He started an argument because he wanted me to watch him get a tattoo on Halloween. I wanted to take my children trick-or-treating. Their real father came with me, so He stole my purse, went to my house and burned all my clothes. Then he took a chain saw to my love seat and burned that, too.

08th Feb 2010

Monday // 8am // 1 day ago

Why haven’t we been posting much?

We need more entries. Seriously, guys and girls. You’ve all had shitty exes, which is why you’re here. Hook us up. Please.

08th Feb 2010

Monday // 8am // 1 day ago

A real winner

  1. He told me he loved me after one week of knowing each other.
  2. He insisted on talking constantly. If I was in class or work, I’d still get texts and calls every three minutes until I responded.
  3. He hated my friends (because they’re atheists, as am I).
  4. He constantly talked about his ex-girlfriend (who is now having his child)
  5. He accused me of cheating on him with everyone, including his best friend, my best friends, and people I’d only met once.
  6. He would fly into a rage a couple times a week for whatever reason and scream at me until I cried.
  7. Drugs.
  8. He hit me twice, for talking to people he didn’t like.
  9. After I broke up with him, he stole my roommates Xbox.
  10. I’m still terrified of him.

Good news is, I’ve moved on to someone who is better than him in every way possible.  It probably won’t last forever, but he’s helping me heal nonetheless.

04th Feb 2010

Thursday // 10am // 4 days ago

He picked his nose and ate it.

The thought of sex literally scared him.

He was anti-social and sat on his ass all day playing xbox.

I’m fairly certain he doesn’t own a pair of jeans, only sweatpants and oversized sweatshirts with tighty-whities.

Nobody likes him.

02nd Feb 2010

Tuesday // 7am // 1 week ago

gang banging mommas boy

1. When we firstmet he had no license, no car, no (legal) job and lived with his parents. I drove him everywhere-including to his “job”

2.He was a small time pot dealer who smoked more than he sold

3.Our first valentines day together I spent alone b/c he was in jail for-big surprise- possession

4. He got drunk at a kegger and fucked another girl-a week before my birthday

5. I fought with my mom constantly in his defense-he constantly showed up to my house late,drunk and high -way to impress the in-laws

6. He told me I needed to loose weight at least once a day

7. He hit me-only once-but it was one too many

8. I lost most of my oldest friends b/c they all hated him-i was too blinded by “love” to see it-and after the break up i found out NONE of my friends liked him

9. I gave him a “drugs or me” ultimatum at least once a month-he is still a drugged out loser.

10. He had a chick friend i HATED b/c i knew she liked him, he fought with me saying it was nothing-they’re now dating