10^th Mar 2010

Wednesday // 3pm // 16 hours ago

Psycho Bitch

1. She used me for my money to get drunk.

2. She would never do anything other than go to the bar.

3. Does not have a car, just got a job after a year of being unemployed.

4. Lives with her mom and get’s pissed when she gets asked to pay rent.

5. Thinks that she’s perfect and that the world is to blame for her problems, i mean 6 years of hard drug use is the worlds fault after all.

6. Told me that I was abandoning her child, which is not mine, when we broke up and I said I wasn’t gonna be around as much.

7. Her friends like me more than they do her.

8. Talks to 6-7 guys at a time about hooking up with them and has probably been with more than 1000 men and women in her short life time.

10^th Mar 2010

Wednesday // 11am // 20 hours ago

indie twerp.

1. He forced me to break up with him, and tried to his damnedest to avoid my confrontation as LONG AS POSSIBLE. After weeks of trying to call him and see him, I dumped him in an email, as he did everything in his power to not talk to me.

2. He stood me up, on my birthday, after RSVPing personally, telling my friends he’d be in attendance, and WENT TO ANOTHER PARTY IN THE SAME TOWN during my scheduled party time.

3. In fact, he flaked out about 95% of the time when it came to even tiny commitments. When he did show it would be hours late, and typically drunk.

4. Creepy inappropriate friendship with a girl who was very openly nasty to me and always declaring undying love to him. He got off on her sad ego boosting, despite talking crap about her and calling her gross and ugly.

5. Got fired for smoking pot and bragging about it to his immediate supervisor at work. Paging Dr. Genius.

6. Would claim his adoration and devotion to me and then act oppositely, and use those fake words of affection to try and gloss over his bullshit immature antics.

The list goes on…

08^th Mar 2010

Monday // 9pm // 2 days ago

Hemorrhoid

1. He was supposed to be a “friend with benefits”. When he hooked up with other girls, it was ok, but if I hooked up with other guys, he got mortally offended.

2. HE world freak out if I was with someone else, but insisted that I was the one who wanted more out of the situation.

3. I was always honest with him about my hook ups. He wasn’t so honest with me.

4. One of his “hook-ups” was my sister. Repeatedly. For about two months while we were still “together”.

5. He lied about having HPV and threatened to call the cops when I confronted him about it.

6. He dumped my sister for a 32-year old, twice-divorced Broadway Wanna-Be with control issues.

08^th Mar 2010

Monday // 3pm // 2 days ago

My exes sucks!

Ex #1

He cheated on me multiple times and tried to justify that with the reason that he’s a DJ in demand. pffft. When I broke up with him because he was cheating with a good ‘friend’ of mine, he threatened and blackmailed me into getting back together with him.

Ex #2

He was a foreign guy who I dated for almost three months til I found out he had a girlfriend back home.

08^th Mar 2010

Monday // 8am // 2 days ago

You Can’t Change Them…..

I really wanted to be ‘the girl’ that would make him a better person but nope didn’t happen.

Spent a year trying to get him to realize he’s not the greatest boyfriend here are some of the reasons why…

1. Couldn’t talk to any of my guy friends

2. Oh but it was okay for him and his ex to keep in  touch

3. Couldn’t go out with my girlfriends

4. Had a curfew (not even my parents)

5. Said he wanted to be friends after dating for a year

6. Reason: That it was all about sex

7. A day after we we’re together tells me to get Plan B

8. Sends me off answers first call on my drive home which is three hours away

9. And he doesn’t answer or call for a week

10. This is all okay in his head…just as long as I’m not the one ignoring him

I tried…I stuck around…but a girl can only take so much bullshit….

07^th Mar 2010

Sunday // 5pm // 3 days ago

Don’t even bother asking why I was with her in the first place. I don’t have an answer anymore.

1. She collected erotica, yet somehow she had the sex drive of an aging panda.

2. She would talk shit about people all the time, some times without even waiting for them to be out of earshot.

3. I used up the last of my credit card balance buying her exactly what she wanted for her birthday. Not only did she return it all for store credit, but on my birthday, all my presents came from the dollar store.

4. She called me at the beginning of an eight hour shift at work, frantic that her period was late and she was scared she might be pregnant. For the rest of the shift, I had no choice but to fixate on the fact that she and I hadn’t had sex in two and a half months. Even though I explained the math to her when I got home, she had no clue as to why I was so upset. At the end of the argument, she flippantly said that her period started while I was at work.

5. When I bought the engagement ring, the jewelry store stated I could return the ring within six months for a full refund. That period expired five days after she broke up with me. She gave me the ring back six days after the break up. Coincidence?

6. Eight years later, I’m still meeting people who say they’ve heard all about me from her. Within an hour of meeting them, they all say that I’m nothing like what she has said about me.