November 2010
1 post
Conniving Whore
she quit taking her birth control without telling me, and now we’re parents.
also she makes shitty sandwiches.
October 2010
4 posts
Jargonr
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C'mon
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Called me an “ugly fat ho ass bitch” even though he, literally, looks like the blue eagle from the Muppets. Also, he’s 21 and balding. And to think I was going to marry that…
September 2010
16 posts
the first week we were dating, we were texting. my phone died during the middle of it. in the time it took for me to go plug it in, he had sent me 3 texts and 3 facebook messages asking me what he had done wrong and why i wasnt talking to him.
oh yeah, and he broke up with me via text while i was across the country in the hospital with my grandmother.
::SIGH::
1. Thanks for the herpes!
2. Thanks for calling me to see if I was okay after I had blisters so bad I had to lie on my side.
3. Thanks for not giving me a birthday gift two years in a row
4. Thanks for never making time to see me and choosing work over seeing me EVERY time
5. Thanks for breaking up with me through Facebook, real class act
6 But really, thanks for finally getting out of my...
He'd rather get stoned, and sleep with his mother.
Only dated him for 3 months, but he was good at playing charming. Come to find out he’s sleeping with 3 other women in the same office, two of them over 50. He was 30.
He used to talk about how much he hated his mother, but then he really was just trying to sleep with her. Oedipal to the core.
Oh, and he was stoned ALL the time.
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1) he got upset ‘cause “i’d rather watch lost with my friends than be with him during some days of the week”
2) but then on weekends he was never there because he was playing with his stupid flight simulator.
3) he always talked about his planes and everything but everything i did and i liked was nonsense and stupid.
4) he used to call me AT 6 AM!!! when he was with her...
Why he SUCKS
Would NOT stop bragging about how he could take down a guy bigger than him because of this stupid ‘forbidden’ martial art
After 4 months apart, I saw him for the first time and he promptly dumped me the next day for a fat chick.
Cheated on me with three girls while he was at school, and STILL had the audacity to call or text me every day to tell me he loved me.
Caused me huge...
By the way, that was our 800th post. Wow! 800! Sucky Exes, and so many more to go! Man, love sucks.
Why my ex sucks ? LOL
1. He cheated WITH me, with the excuse that hi girlfriend was all the way back in another continent and he was right here right now, with me.
2. I found out he lied. Because it wasn’t A girlfriend, it was girlfriendS.
3. He made me empty my bank account so he could buy drinks for parties with his friends when his friends were perfectly capable of paying money too.
4. He HARDLY pays when...
He is a major douche
I dated the pathetic David in sunny Florida. He doesn’t have the ability to express feeling and can’t hold on to a job. He cheated on me the first week we got together. Such is a cheating bastard.
What an Emo Goth! Sorry... long!
My ex is a douche bag and I should have known better but we were together for three years. He was a “Gothy” motorcycle riding martial artsy bad boy that hated anything that wasn’t in the guide lines of what he thought was relevant. If you liked something that wasn’t heavy metal then apparently you were an idiot.
1. He cheated on me despite preaching how if there is no...
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ex1- he had sex with me while i was sleeping
ex2- successfully convinced me i was the one using him for sex (i read his journal, he wrote about how he was using me for sex)
he broke up with me over facebook. he changed his status to single and that’s how i found out we were over.
he still wants us to keep talking with the possibility of us getting back together someday. (wtf)
i told him i can’t be just friends with him. it’s all or nothing.
he still wants to be friends.
I believed he loved me
1.he told me he loved me.
2.he’s a pathological liar
3.I sent him money out of state to buy me a concert ticket(via western union) he stole my money and changed his number.
1) he decided after 3 years of going out that he wanted to explore himself and not have a girlfriend, claiming ” it’s not that i don’t love you, i just need to spend time alone for a while”
2) we got back together a few times to hang out,which always led to him seducing me and having sex while telling me he loved me and wanted to marry me.
3)i found out he had been...
1. he broke up with me over text
2. for another woman.
3. when i was 3 months pregnant.
August 2010
3 posts
1. He used me for my best friend who is still going out with now, but only by texting.
2. He broke up with me by text.
3. Using his little sister’s phone.
4. On the exact time and date of our one month anniversary.
Small World
1. We’re 18 years old
2. He cheated on me
3. By fucking my 14-year old neighbor
Long Distance Fucker
1. He insisted we stay together when I went away for a year.
2. He said he loved me every day over the phone or computer.
3. He cheated on me three times with girls I thought were my friends.
July 2010
27 posts
Little dick, big ego
1. He cheated on me. While he was at church camp. Yeah.
2. I’ve seen babies with bigger dicks than his, and I’ve never met anyone with a bigger ego.
3. He called me another girl’s name. While we were having sex. And thought it was funny.
1. She tried to make me convert to Catholicism
2. She hated white people, even though she is white herself.
3. She fancied herself a free spirit, when in fact she was usually the most judgmental and uptight person in the room.
He couldn't keep a promise or an erection.
Why my ex sucks:
1. He stood me up at least 8 out of ten times, always blaming it on work or some other obligation. Rarely calling before hand.
2. I found out from my blog, when two other women commented, that he was dating another girl, AND working on his relationship with his Ex Wife at the SAME time he was dating me.
3. He couldn’t keep an erection. He blamed it on shrapnel (from...
Man Whore
1. He cheated on me 3 times
2. I was his “fuhking lover” even though he claimed multiple times of wanting a relationship again
3. He’s dating an old friend of mine
Basically, I feel bad for him. He doesn’t know what the FUHK he wants.
1. I broke up with her (after she gave not very subtle hints of how little she cared about us).
2. Three months later she went to London and married an English guy after a month.
3. It didn’t take a genius to connect the dots of our relationship and find out that I was “the other guy” all along.
hopeless
1. He’s just not the one for me, im an apple hes an orange.
Why my friend's ex sucks
1. He wasn’t allowed to come out
2. Whenever he did go out he would spend hours on the phone apologizing to her
3. When they moved in together, he worked two jobs to pay for her school and her car.
Though she can’t take all the blame, he’s spineless. At least he finally broke it off with her.
holy bullshit
1. He said he wouldn’t have sex with me because of his religion and that because I asked, I was going to hell.
2. He then told me that he slept with another girl at a party.
HE STOLE MY HEART AND CONDOMS
1. One of the first secrets he shared with me was that he could suck his own dick.
2. He chose doing drugs alone over having sex with me on numerous occasions.
3. During a date, we had to stop in a drugstore to buy condoms. You could say the mood was ruined when he beconed me over, shoved the condoms in my coat sleeves and told me to “be cool.”
magical idiot
1. He thought that he was someone else in a past life,
2. He believed that now, he was a dragon and I was his fairy.
3. He also believed demons were dwelling in trees and following him.
Needed some meat
He was so scrawny that he bruised me with my hipbones when we were having breakup sex.
Human vacuum
She’d suck anything that wore shoes and had two balls. Shoes optional.
What An Animal
1. He cheated on me with 7 different guys and girls
2. He tried to contact me regularly after we split up and let me know he was drugged out on ketamine (animal tranquilizers).
3. He freaked out that I wasn’t crying and started dating after a few months, but he was getting married to one of the girls he cheated on me with.
Be glad homicides are illegal!
1. He tried to kill me (served time in jail and a PPO).
2. He sent his loser ass family to our house to steal my children’s clothes while I was at work (after he beat me up).
3. He has a kid with his first cousin.
Explained a lot.
1. During sex he would lie about putting on condoms.
2. He had pumpkin patches tattooed on his feet, because “he liked pumpkins.”
3. He stop taking his meds.
he is a 3 pump spineless chump
1. He never lasted longer than 3 mins. i never knew what an orgasm was until I left this little boy.
2. He lets his current wife run his life and relationship with his daughter.
3. He’s super dependant on women. Such a turn off!
1. He broke up with me (by text message) because I didn’t give him enough attention (he was 23 at the time, I was 18 and still in school).
2. He fucked my best friend two weeks after we broke up.
3. He completely agrees with everything Rush Limbaugh has ever said and will ever say.
4. He still lives in his parents’ basement working as a lifeguard and playing in a metal band.
It Gets Worse
1. She loved sex
2. She loved having sex with multiple men
3. She loved having sex with mutliple men at the same time
4. She loved having sex with multiple men at the same time when I was at work
1. It was a bad start when he broke up with his then girlfriend of 2 years for me (he had told me they broke up a couple months before)
2. A month before we started dating he left my birthday early to go home to meet some girls and spent most of the night making out with one of them (I found this out about a year into the relationship)
3. The last year we were together I had to force him to sign...
That douchey bastard wouldn't commit
1. We dated for 7 and 1/2 years! Talked about how he wasn’t ready for marriage for the last 5!
2. He claimed I was his best friend/I was the one person he loved cared about the most/couldn’t see himself marrying anyone else-but just “wasn’t ready for marriage”
3. When I finally got fed up enough, and gave him an ultimatum, he didn’t try to stop me and...
Chuck Norris?
1. He would NOT stop bragging about how he could take down a guy bigger than him because of this stupid “forbidden” martial art
2. After 4 months apart, I saw him for the first time and he promptly dumped me the next day for a fat chick.
3. Cheated on me with three girls while he was at school, and STILL called or texted me every day to tell me he loved me.
We'd Only Been Dating Two Months!
1. After we broke up, she stalked my car at work for weeks, leaving creepy notes and shitty mix CDs with childish drawings on them.
2. She sent angry letters to my parents’ house, as if they were going to side with her.
3. Her mom wrote diss notes about me on Facebook. We’re 24 years old.
The unsuccessful mooching ex
Expected me to watch them play videogames for hours at a time.
Would play games until ungodly hours of the morning then sleep all day and start up gaming again as soon as they woke up before even brushing their teeth.
Broke 4th of July plans we had for months while we were still dating to go out of state with someone else that they were obviously crushing on.
Got jealous when I talked to other...
SELFISH EX LIVING IN RESTON, VA!
He could care less about how you’re doing, what you’re doing and why you may be doing it. He could care less about how you are, where you are and why you are the way you are. He could care less about anything and everything that has anything to do with you.
He only cares about himself. He needs you when he wants you and will forever expect you there once he calls.
He’s a liar...
and i still like him?
He told me he didnt feel accepted from my friends and family when the first time they met him, they gave him hugs, asked about his career and were super nice to him. He went a week without seeing me because he was “busy” with friends from out of town. I didnt know being busy meant getting hammered all night and playing beer pong. He wore his long hair back in a hat that was BACKWARDS....
And this is why my ex sucks.
1. He lied about his age when we got together. Only upon us breaking up and his birthday being a month later, I found out he was actually 25. (I’m 23 - but still. If we’re not that far apart, why lie?)
2. His penis curved to the left to the extent that it literally bent at the same angle that arrows pointed in turning lanes are. I literally felt like I was getting navigational...