September 2009
17 posts
Bitch's Name Frosty?
1. She would try to snowball me after blowjobs. Every. Single. Time. 2. If I didn’t cum within 10 minutes, regardless of the act, she just stopped and took a nap.
3. When I did the same, she said I didn’t love her and stormed out
Left Out Some Important Details
1. He is accused of raping a 12 year old girl
2. He’s been sent to jail more than three times and he’s still picking street fights
3. He waited until I was madly in love with him to tell me all this..
Man I'll Hate That Baby
1. She cheated on me. 2. She cheated on me with my best friend. 3. She’s now pregnant with my former best friend’s kid.
Cheese Fries, At Least?
1. He lived with his parents (he was 35) 2. He never wanted to have sex 3. He proposed over fries
Isn't that an easy choice?
1. He stole our kids
2. He slept with my best friend in front of our kids
3. He wants me to now choose between my husband or my boys
Shoulda Warned Him!
1. I caught her poking holes in my condoms. 2. She planned out our wedding… three months into the relationship.
3. She did #1 to her next boyfriend… and succeeded
Slow On The Uptake
1. No sex but all the blowjobs I wanted, seems great, doesn’t it? 2. After 8 months, I accidentally saw her naked… and she had a penis 3. That penis was bigger than mine
Spin This
1. He wore a fanny pack. 2. For every meal I paid for (i.e., all the meals) he would turn to me and say, “babe I’m gonna be a rich DJ.” He’s 32 and lives with his mother. 3. He kept biting me, even after I told him to stop.
Worst Part? His Name Was Claude
1. He was a selfish, manipulating, immature psychopath who couldn’t get to sleep without smoking weed (bought with my money) and who kept me locked up in the house, banning me from seeing my friends and family. 2. I had to move into his mom’s house (he was 31) in the most cracked out neighborhood of Montreal because he took so much of my student loan money- because he refused to work...
Town Bicycle
1. He cheated on me with his best-friend’s little sister, and two of my former friends, and is now dating another one of my former friends (who used to hook-up with his other best friend). 2. He is an immature psychopath who blames everything on everyone else. (Like getting kicked out of his parents’ house, having his motorcycle repo’d, and failing out of college). 3. He just...
Definitely Mental
1. When I was 5 months prego he called me to tell me he was gonna kill himself. I hadn’t heard from him since I told him I was prego
2. When I went to see him in the mental hospital he told me he loved me and would never let me go again.
3. A week after he got released, he took it back. My son and I have not heared from him since.
Glenn Beck?
1. He was beyond racist. 2. Every time he talked, he sounded just like my dad. All of his beliefs and ideas. Like he quoted it all from him. I don’t need another dad, thank you. 3. REDNECK HICK WITH NO RESPECT.
Almost Impressive, The Cheating
1. His “girls fucked count” went from 13 to 23 in two years while we were dating. 2. He calls me a whore everytime he finds out I’m with someone, but yet chews me out when I say something about him. 3. He still calls/texts me trying to have sex with him… The kicker? He’s engaged.
Wake Up!
1. They’ve broken up and reconciled four times in the past six months. It’s always because he was caught cheating on her with another girl (who is still in high school). He also openly flirts with all of her friends, including myself and our gay friend. 2) Even though she’s unemployed and he has a job, he insists on her paying for their dates. She paid for his dinner on her...
So Sorry!
We’ve been gone for far too long. We had to clear our heads, figure out what we want, you know? This is big commitment, bigger than we’ve ever done before. Had to make sure this was the one.
Then we realized: we couldn’t live without you! We were meant for each other! We’re back… if you’ll take us back!
Why "WhyMyExSucks" Sucks
1. You never update your site. 2. You never update your site. 3. You never update your…flight?
Unlike Sucky Exes, You Guys Care!
1. They never updated WhyMyExSucks.com 2. This made me bored at work. 3. Update it has been 8 days