February 2010
23 posts
that idiot
1 He always tried to pressured me into butt sex.
2 He was obsessed with porn and would watch it non stop for 24 hours straight when I was away.
3 He lived with his parents and had a small bed.
4 He was obsessed with his dick.
5 He couldn’t drive much less park the car properly.
6 He was a boring WoW geek and had no social skills.
7 He admitted he dated me because he wanted to brag and...
1. While dating him, he went to grad night and told his ex-girlfriend that me and him weren’t dating and he tried to get her back, just for that night. (She happens to be a great friend of mine.)
2. Sex addict.
3. EXTREMELY small penis.
4. Couldn’t make me orgasm.
5. CLINGY AS HELL.
6. Disrespected me and my family.
7. His ex had to fake SO MANY orgasms.
8. Insulted EVERYONE.
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1. He was weird and awkward from the start.
2. TONS of mommy/daddy issues. Self loathing issues. Pier pressure issues.
3. Two words: Emotional Manipulation.
4. Freaky DEAKY fetishes that go way beyond your average kinkyness.
5. Broke up with me and came back 4 times!!!!!
6. Made me his personal yo-yo.
7. Took advantage of my unconditional love, used me as a sexual object, lied to me, and...
1. My first love and together for 8 years. He was probably faithful for the first two years
2. Didn’t even inform me that we were breaking up. Just stopped anwering my calls.
3. Jobless
4. Still lived with his parents
5. Borrowed money from MY family and didn’t pay them back
6. Made fake profiles on social networking sites pretending to be someone else like a fireman, or a...
1. A week before he dumped me, he was gloriously telling me he wanted a baby with me.
2. He dumped me by email, after a 2 yrs and a half relationship. And then wouldn’t answer my calls.
3. He threatened to kill me and wished I would die.
4. He went on a huge smear campaign about me for months, forcing me to cut ties with many of our common friends.
5. He wasn’t working, spending...
She left me, begged for me back, now is being a...
1. She said I was too suffocating, so I give her space, let her be with her friends, yet now she’s complaining that we don’t spend enough time together.
2. She told me she doesn’t believe I love her anymore, I have devoted the past 2 years of my life to her, why she would say that is beyond me.
3. She can’t accept that I’m friends with other girls, yet she can be...
Irish Lad
1. The bedroom HAD to be under 65 degrees.
2. He had to have at least (1) of his body parts on at least (1) of mine at all times.
4. He tailgates.
5. He shaves his eyebrows.
6. He likes techno.
7. He hates BBQ sauce.
8. He spent $6,000 that I gave him for our kids on parts for his car (which isn’t 1/4 of that)
9. He keeps befriending all of my friends on a certain networking website.
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sucks bigtime.
He dumped me. He said it was because he realized he’s still inlove with his Ex. And after 2 or 3 weeks, his Ex DUMPED him. He came up to me and asking if we can still be together. duhh.
1. He got his friend to break up with me.
2. He never paid on dates
3. He was possessive and controlling
4. He was just a mother fucking pussy
1. She had to get me wasted to have sex with her.
2. She gave me the clap
3. She gave my best friend the clap
1. She cheated on me. Not just once.
2. She cried when her crush didn’t like her. I had to comfort her and we were together at that point of time.
3. She stop me from contacting anyone. Except her friends and my family.
4. She made me wait for 12 hours outside her house while she’s inside sleeping.
5. It’s always my fault and never her’s.
6. SHE JUST SUCKS. HARDCORE.
Dickhead
1. He didn’t want sex.
2. He was possessive and controlling.
3. He was obsessive and still says he loves me.
4. Did I mention, he didn’t want sex?
5. He looks like a bird.
6. He left my best friend and I at a party where we didn’t know anybody and had no way to get home.
7. He cursed at me multiple times.
8. He kept my diabetic friend’s insulin hostage because he was...
I was going to marry this boy.
When I finally slept with my boyfriend of four years, I thought we were losing our virginity together (because he told me we were and I trusted him.)
A week later he tells me, all in one sentence, that not only was I not his first, he had also been cheating on me for the past two years and he didn’t love me anymore. He chose to tell me this right after my friend left with the car, leaving...
1. We’d known each other since High School and hadn’t changed a bit (i.e. jobless, still lived with Mommy)
2. He had the worst hygiene habits and habitually smelled.
3. He knew it was just a fling and still asked me to marry him (crying and snotting, on his knees, outside a bar, his arms locked around my waist)
4. We stopped seeing each other, but he still wanted to be...
Yep, she sucks.
I gave her a phone on a contract I don’t use, so she could text me without paying ridiculous pre-paid rates. She goes all weird and quiet on me - usually she can’t get enough attention, then suddenly 1 text in 2 days? I check the itemised billing - she’s been texting a new number from 8am to 11pm every day, and I’m paying for it. She’s gone now.
He lied about where he was.
I walked in on him with the girl he had been cheating on me with for the last 6 months.
When I walked out, he texted me saying, “Did you need something?”
She didn’t tell me she had genital warts.
in the process of getting rid of it and I now have an infection, I dread having to piss, i feel like i might vomit every time i have to piss because it is so painful.
Carrying a Torch.
He started an argument because he wanted me to watch him get a tattoo on Halloween. I wanted to take my children trick-or-treating. Their real father came with me, so He stole my purse, went to my house and burned all my clothes. Then he took a chain saw to my love seat and burned that, too.
Why haven’t we been posting much?
We need more entries. Seriously, guys and girls. You’ve all had shitty exes, which is why you’re here. Hook us up. Please.
A real winner
He told me he loved me after one week of knowing each other.
He insisted on talking constantly. If I was in class or work, I’d still get texts and calls every three minutes until I responded.
He hated my friends (because they’re atheists, as am I).
He constantly talked about his ex-girlfriend (who is now having his child)
He accused me of cheating on him with everyone, including...
He picked his nose and ate it.
The thought of sex literally scared him.
He was anti-social and sat on his ass all day playing xbox.
I’m fairly certain he doesn’t own a pair of jeans, only sweatpants and oversized sweatshirts with tighty-whities.
Nobody likes him.
gang banging mommas boy
1. When we firstmet he had no license, no car, no (legal) job and lived with his parents. I drove him everywhere-including to his “job”
2.He was a small time pot dealer who smoked more than he sold
3.Our first valentines day together I spent alone b/c he was in jail for-big surprise- possession
4. He got drunk at a kegger and fucked another girl-a week before my birthday
5. I...