March 2010
30 posts
Stalkey douch cake
He was the first guy i ever had sex with.
I broke up with him because i lterally paid for every single thing he needed and never got a thank you. Ever.
He lived in his moms basement.
After i broke up with him he threatened any guy i talked to.
He stalked me.
To this day he texts me everytime he fucks someone new.
I am the ex.
So, today i found this blog. Today, i went to my ex’s facebook page. Today, i decided to tell you that i suck.
- I let him rush us together to go to third base with me before we were even together. He clearly wanted things to be serious.
- I let him think we were going somewhere which i was really considering but the chances were slim to almost none.
- I made him argue with me when i...
creeper.
My ex-boyfriend is such a fucking creepy creeper! He is so stalker-ish its scary.
He always wanted to control me, he didn’t like me going out with my friends and would always freak out if I said that I wanted to go home when I was with him.
He wanted us to be together 24/7 and it suffocated me, I just wanted out.
He yells at his family! When I was at his house he just went off on his mom...
Why my psycho ex-girlfriend is the devil.
1. When all was good in our relationship she started endless fights and hit me pretty much every time. 2. She came home with another man to our appartment and I was the one who had to move. 3. She was the one who dumped me after I forgave her. 4. She got everyone beleiving that I beat her even though it was the opposite. 5. When it was over se did her best to get some new friends, usually my...
Where shall I begin?
-He dumped me at 1 in the morning. Via text. For his ex. Who had dumped him.
-He told me that he loved me FIRST, then when we broke up, it was because he “wasn’t ready for something serious”.
-I was too needy, because he all of a sudden barely talked to me, and I was worried.
-When we had an argument, it would be him taking out stuff in his life on me.
-His apologies were...
Once a cheater always a cheater
So I met my ex on match.com and everything seemed to be going well. We were the perfect match for each other.
Things were never perfect but they were good and became comfortable. After about three months things started to change. He was no longer interested in me but said that we could work on things and try to make them better. All the while all he wanted was for me to be his personal cook and...
Why My Ex Literally Sucks
Hooker
Herpes
$20.00 blowjobs on the corner.
Told me I was her “way out” till I caught her on her knees.
I love you. NOT.
My ex broke up with me 2 weeks after he professed his love to me, a week before our 3 month, and 12 days before Valentine’s Day.
1. He cheated on his girlfriend for me.
2. He fucked me and got me pregnant.
3. He left the day after the kid died due to his pathetic self.
4. He said he couldn’t get over his ex.
5. I left him alone, and he came back.
6. Now he’s an ex that’s still trying to be in my life.
1. He was still stuck on his ex.
2. He lied to me about being with his ex and used his male friend as an alibi.
3. He was attentive only if everything was about him.
4. He dumped me by text message.
5. He was an all-around douche.
Happy Birthday to me
After talking on the phone with my boyfriend EVERY day for the few months he’d been away at school there was a weekend where he did not return any of my calls. Finally, on my birthday, I got in touch with him just for him to break up with me. Douchebag.
He broke up with me right before Valentine's...
- He left me for another girl, just because she asked him to a stupid high school dance. They’re not even dating.
- He never told me that he loved me when we were having sex.
- He spent less than 5 dollars on me to buy me a bday card that he trashed with a pen. That was the only gift he gave me over the entire year that we dated.
- He flaked on me to see other girls.
- He...
1 Once he had major diarrhea in bed while I was sleeping next to him. there was warm shit on my right arm.
2 He broke his hand against a wall when trying to aim for my face. He denies it but his broken bones are proof.
3 He constantly accused me of cheating.
4 Created drama in front of my parents and his dumbass friends all the time and made it seem like it was my fault.
5 He would cry very...
1. He enjoyed arguing with me until I was in tears just to see me cry.
2. He got me pregnant while we were engaged, and when I miscarried he said that it was ‘good because he didn’t want the responsibility’
3. He cheated on me with some girl that went to school with my best friend. He married said girl on my 20th birthday.
Obsessed, much?
I would frequently be woken up by his dick in my face. He thought this was a good way to say ‘good morning.’
I’d frequently wake up to something wet dribbling down my back, and him fondling himself.
I’d also frequently wake up to him trying to roll me over so he could have sex with me.
i was his everything.
he treated me like a princess &once we broke up he couldnt even acknowledge me as a person.
whats the point in relationships when eventually they become your ex? everyone changes. &you know what ex really means. ex = fucking asshole you wish you never met.
you're 10 ft away. really.
i met him because he was texting my roommate.
i met him because he was sexting my roommate.
he referred to his dick as “it”.
loser.
Psycho Bitch
1. She used me for my money to get drunk.
2. She would never do anything other than go to the bar.
3. Does not have a car, just got a job after a year of being unemployed.
4. Lives with her mom and get’s pissed when she gets asked to pay rent.
5. Thinks that she’s perfect and that the world is to blame for her problems, i mean 6 years of hard drug use is the worlds fault after...
indie twerp.
1. He forced me to break up with him, and tried to his damnedest to avoid my confrontation as LONG AS POSSIBLE. After weeks of trying to call him and see him, I dumped him in an email, as he did everything in his power to not talk to me.
2. He stood me up, on my birthday, after RSVPing personally, telling my friends he’d be in attendance, and WENT TO ANOTHER PARTY IN THE SAME TOWN during my...
Hemorrhoid
1. He was supposed to be a “friend with benefits”. When he hooked up with other girls, it was ok, but if I hooked up with other guys, he got mortally offended.
2. HE world freak out if I was with someone else, but insisted that I was the one who wanted more out of the situation.
3. I was always honest with him about my hook ups. He wasn’t so honest with me.
4. One of his...
My exes sucks!
Ex #1
He cheated on me multiple times and tried to justify that with the reason that he’s a DJ in demand. pffft. When I broke up with him because he was cheating with a good ‘friend’ of mine, he threatened and blackmailed me into getting back together with him.
Ex #2
He was a foreign guy who I dated for almost three months til I found out he had a girlfriend back home.
You Can't Change Them.....
I really wanted to be ‘the girl’ that would make him a better person but nope didn’t happen.
Spent a year trying to get him to realize he’s not the greatest boyfriend here are some of the reasons why…
1. Couldn’t talk to any of my guy friends
2. Oh but it was okay for him and his ex to keep in touch
3. Couldn’t go out with my girlfriends
4. Had a...
Don't even bother asking why I was with her in the...
1. She collected erotica, yet somehow she had the sex drive of an aging panda.
2. She would talk shit about people all the time, some times without even waiting for them to be out of earshot.
3. I used up the last of my credit card balance buying her exactly what she wanted for her birthday. Not only did she return it all for store credit, but on my birthday, all my presents came from the dollar...
DJ Mama's Boy
1. He never paid for a single meal or drink.
2. He pretended that spinning techno records was a viable career option.
3. Just like most house DJ’s, he lives with his mom.
4. On Christmas Eve he forgot the condom and then forgot to control himself. He left right away and told me to text him when I took Plan B. (Of course he failed to contribute to the cost.)
he said he never loved nobody the way he loved me, but he was in love with a lesbian girl and talked/thinked about her all the time
he told the mother of that lesbian girl that he would do anything for her, at anytime, cause he loved her, meanwhile i was at home waiting for him to talk to me
i used to like another person but i was tryin to like him but he’s so fucking selfish that i...
" It was kinda like saying you can't fire me,...
1. His dick smells like fish sauce
2. He has a cigerette burn that he did on purpose to look hard that totally ruined his use to be perfect flex.
3. He stoges now.
4. He has hella yellow teeth and braces.
5. He doesn’t floss.
6. He picks his ass and then smells it.
7. You can’t sleep in your own room.
8. He’s short, I had to wear flatts to prom.
9. He left me hella times...
1. He made up a child he did not have. 2. He cheated on me several times with hoes. 3. He cried when I told him I was engaged. 4. He cried when I didn’t want to date him again or sleep with him. 5. I never had an orgasm when we had sex. 6. He always went limp while we were having sex. 7. I swear everything he has ever said was somehow a lie.
1. He did the I’m-gonna-be-real-funny-and-pretend-to-cough-but-actually-I’m-going-to-say-something-rude-under-my-breath thing today. At the top of his lungs he called me a whore. In public, at our school.
2. He talks like a lolcat. His favourite words? “lulz”, “awesomesauce”, “sadface”
3. His voice IRL is gravelly and reminds me of a Californian...
1. She never told me we were broken up she just stopped talking to me and kinda disappeared. 2. When I heard from her again it was because she fucked my older in a church boiler room.
dishonest bitch
I thought she was the cutest thing.
She was always selfish and didn’t give a damn about how I was feeling.
She kept telling me how I am the best thing that ever happened to her.
Then one day, she told me she just can’t have a relationship in her life anymore.
She said that keeping the relationship wouldn’t be fair to me because she needs to be alone.
The next day, she hooked...