08^th Mar 2010

Monday // 8am // 1 week ago

You Can’t Change Them…..

I really wanted to be ‘the girl’ that would make him a better person but nope didn’t happen.

Spent a year trying to get him to realize he’s not the greatest boyfriend here are some of the reasons why…

1. Couldn’t talk to any of my guy friends

2. Oh but it was okay for him and his ex to keep in  touch

3. Couldn’t go out with my girlfriends

4. Had a curfew (not even my parents)

5. Said he wanted to be friends after dating for a year

6. Reason: That it was all about sex

7. A day after we we’re together tells me to get Plan B

8. Sends me off answers first call on my drive home which is three hours away

9. And he doesn’t answer or call for a week

10. This is all okay in his head…just as long as I’m not the one ignoring him

I tried…I stuck around…but a girl can only take so much bullshit….

07^th Mar 2010

Sunday // 5pm // 1 week ago

Don’t even bother asking why I was with her in the first place. I don’t have an answer anymore.

1. She collected erotica, yet somehow she had the sex drive of an aging panda.

2. She would talk shit about people all the time, some times without even waiting for them to be out of earshot.

3. I used up the last of my credit card balance buying her exactly what she wanted for her birthday. Not only did she return it all for store credit, but on my birthday, all my presents came from the dollar store.

4. She called me at the beginning of an eight hour shift at work, frantic that her period was late and she was scared she might be pregnant. For the rest of the shift, I had no choice but to fixate on the fact that she and I hadn’t had sex in two and a half months. Even though I explained the math to her when I got home, she had no clue as to why I was so upset. At the end of the argument, she flippantly said that her period started while I was at work.

5. When I bought the engagement ring, the jewelry store stated I could return the ring within six months for a full refund. That period expired five days after she broke up with me. She gave me the ring back six days after the break up. Coincidence?

6. Eight years later, I’m still meeting people who say they’ve heard all about me from her. Within an hour of meeting them, they all say that I’m nothing like what she has said about me.

04^th Mar 2010

Thursday // 11am // 1 week ago

DJ Mama’s Boy

1. He never paid for a single meal or drink.

2. He pretended that spinning techno records was a viable career option.

3. Just like most house DJ’s, he lives with his mom.

4. On Christmas Eve he forgot the condom and then forgot to control himself. He left right away and told me to text him when I took Plan B. (Of course he failed to contribute to the cost.)

03^rd Mar 2010

Wednesday // 11am // 1 week ago

he said he never loved nobody the way he loved me, but he was in love with a lesbian girl and talked/thinked about her all the time

he told the mother of that lesbian girl that he would do anything for her, at anytime, cause he loved her, meanwhile i was at home waiting for him to talk to me

i used to like another person but i was tryin to like him but he’s so fucking selfish that i couldnt

he thinks hes the shit

hes really fucking ugly

he emailed me a pic of his dick and i when i told him i didnt wanted to see it, he CRIED

he cried cause i didnt wanted to send him naked pics and when i sent it he posted them on the internet

and then he said that he wasnt a s.o.b, that i could trust him, and he made a blog behind my back and posted pics of me again

and when i found the blog he said that he wish i was dead and that i needed to get over him

but i dont need to get over him, cause i never liked him, i pity him, cause he thinks he’s the shit, that he’s super cute, smart, he’s totally obsessed with his dick and he’ll die alone cause nobody wants to put up with his shit

i laughed so hard when i heard he attempted suicide, and when i heard he wasn’t dead, i was like ‘fail’

he tried to suicide twice and didnt succeed, he’s such a loser, he cant even kill himself

theres nothing i regret more than being his girlfriend, and when people ask me about him i say i never met him

02^nd Mar 2010

Tuesday // 12pm // 1 week ago

” It was kinda like saying you can’t fire me, cause I QUIT. “

1. His dick smells like fish sauce

2. He has a cigerette burn that he did on purpose to look hard that totally ruined his use to be perfect flex.

3. He stoges now.

4. He has hella yellow teeth and braces.

5. He doesn’t floss.

6. He picks his ass and then smells it.

7. You can’t sleep in your own room.

8. He’s short, I had to wear flatts to prom.

9. He left me hella times and told me he didn’t wanna be with me.  I left your ass and never came back. Weren’t you surprised? I didn’t cry when we broke up, I said ” okay bye! ” TO YO ASS!

10. You’re a dumbass you’ll never find another girl who loved you the way I did.

11.You think you’re the shit.

12. I got more dirt on you than you do on me. You know why? You’ll never know what I did behind your back. HAH.

01^st Mar 2010

Monday // 9pm // 2 weeks ago

1. He made up a child he did not have.

2. He cheated on me several times with hoes.

3. He cried when I told him I was engaged.

4. He cried when I didn’t want to date him again or sleep with him.

5. I never had an orgasm when we had sex.

6. He always went limp while we were having sex.

7. I swear everything he has ever said was somehow a lie.