Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
No, not Fafa
1. He was black. I’m white. Which is cool, but when we were around others, he loved to tell me, loudly, that, “Your curly hair was the only black in you… until now.” We weren’t having sex.
2. The black girls at my high school were mad we were dating and started calling me Twinkie
3. When he heard this, he said: “Twinkies are all like, spongy and shit…and they bounce back…so take it to mean you’re resilient as hell. Or maybe that you’re puffy.”
