Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
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1. She told me her friends and family would “destroy me” if I broke up with her.
2. She would interrupt every serious conversation with, “I just farted.” This would typically occur in a nice restaurant.
3. She was completely opposed to abortion and birth control. She told me that if her father raped her, she would keep the baby and love it.
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