Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
And It Wasn’t Baby Weight
1. She threw a tempter tantrum because she didn’t want me “spending that much time” with my best friend when my my best friend’s grandmother died in a terrible car accident.
2. She blamed me when I caught her actively trying to get pregnant because she’d “gotten the impression that I was going to break up with her,” and “how else was she supposed to keep me?”
3. She gained 175 pounds in the 5 months after I broke up with her. Seriously. That shouldn’t be possible.
