Why My Ex Sucks

1. He cheated WITH me, with the excuse that hi girlfriend was all the way back in another continent and he was right here right now, with me.

2. I found out he lied. Because it wasn’t A girlfriend, it was girlfriendS. 

3. He made me empty my bank account so he could buy drinks for parties with his friends when his friends were perfectly capable of paying money too.

4. He HARDLY pays when we go out or have lunch together. The rare times that he has I could count on one hand. 

5. He’s ALWAYS asking me to top up his phone credit and his friends’ too.

6. He REALLY made me believe he loved me.

7. His best friend’s girlfriend is a bitch.

8. I still love him even though I hate so fucking many things about him.

9. He will probably try to get me back. 

10. The one time I told him I wanted a break from our relationship, the first thing he said to me was ” I left (insert exgirlfriend’s name that he cheated with me on) for you.”

Real nice.