Why he SUCKS

  • Would NOT stop bragging about how he could take down a guy bigger than him because of this stupid ‘forbidden’ martial art
  • After 4 months apart, I saw him for the first time and he promptly dumped me the next day for a fat chick.
  • Cheated on me with three girls while he was at school, and STILL had the audacity to call or text me every day to tell me he loved me. 
  • Caused me huge amounts of stress by using me as his therapist for problems he could have solved by just THINKING.
  • Used the ‘i thought we were in an open relationship’ excuse
  • Tried to break up with me over the phone.
  • Pathological liar
  • immature
  • TACKY TASTE. In music, clothing, art, writing, everything.

  • sulky
  • whined all the time
  • very small penis
  • cocky
  • MASSIVE ego
  • needed validation of his ego all the time
  • frequently cried over stupid things and I had to be his ‘mommy’
  • Drank until he was sick at every party so I was stuck watching him puke at 3a.m. and then he’d promise he wouldn’t do it again but then do it the next weekend
  • Had to one-up me in intelligence or wit constantly
  • Average-looking, lazy (I don’t even know WHY I was with him?) 
  • Disrespectful to his parents

I get sick satisfaction out of hearing the little snippets of bad news people tell me about him. Last weekend he got taken out by a piece of lumber to the trachea during home renovations and had to go to a hospital. Thank you, Karma!