Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Satan Incarnate
1. He dumped me while pregnant and terminally ill.
2. $25,000, many gifts, a pregnancy and a lot of I Love You’s later, he admitted that the entire relationship was a lie, that the sex with me was repulsive and forced because I am hideous, and he really only loved my money.
3. He had the nerve to ask me recently for money and a car to be willed to him before I die, asked what I was gonna do with my house and then told me to have an abortion so he won’t be left with my kid when I pass.
