Role Reversal
1. She fucked some guy seven times in one night while I was out of town - and showed up with the marks to prove it.
2. She got arrested for domestic violence for hitting me on my birthday. I’m a 6’5 guy. She’s 5’4.
3. She was arrested for felony hit and run after plowing a 6 year old girl in broad daylight, shattering her leg and fracturing her skull.



