Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Bombs Away
1. He used to pick his nose, roll it like it was a grenade in the making, and smack it on the bathroom wall RIGHT next to the toilet paper!
2. He kept his running shoes IN the kitchen cupboard! The first time I smelled it after our workout, I thought the hamburger in the fridge had gone bad!
3. He had to check every woman on the street out, like he wanted to pee on them to mark his territory. Of course, he used to sit on my lap to keep men away from me.
