Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Sucky Claus
1. After we split and she had moved 400 miles away, she flew those 400 miles back to stake out my house, so she could steal my car after I got back from a Christmas road trip.
2. She failed to make scheduled payments on the vehicle which was in both our names, severly damaging my credit in the process. Probably saved the money to get her 300 dollar monthly weave put in.
3. She gained 80 pounds while we were together and blamed me for it. Somehow it was my fault whe didn’t stop at the gym on the way home from work.
