Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Dangerously Gross
1. He was so homophobic that he was absolutely terrified of me touching his ass.
2. He made a point to comment on how hot some chick was while we were at dinner before prom, after barely acknowledging how I looked, and having me pay for everything.
3. He thought his bad hygiene was hilarious. He would wipe cheetoh residue on his socks and stick it back in his shoe, and would purposely laugh in my face with his terrible breath.
