Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Stupid Transmitted Disease
1. He complained when I watched the science channel, saying “this smart shit is boring”. He would then switch it to Larry the Cable Guy.
2. The only way he graduated high school was because I did all of his work, and I was two years younger than him. If I hadn’t dumped him, I would’ve been doing his college work, too.
3. Called me around Christmas a year after I had broken up with him to tell me he recently contracted Chlamydia and that I should get tested. I tried with all my might to explain without laughing hysterically that I couldn’t get it when I haven’t even laid eyes upon him for a year. His idiocy made for one amazing gift.
