Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Out of Her Fucking Mind
1. The second day we were together, we didn’t talk and she texted me saying she was contemplating suicide if I didn’t rush over and put it in her butt.
2. She stole my ATM card and went to the casino. She won big, and still didn’t p ay me back.
3. After we broke up, she asked to see me for a final lay… except she really set me up and three guys beat me with baseball bats. She actually locked the front door so when I ran I couldn’t get out. Had to get 20 staples in my head. Fuckin bitch
