Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
I Got Served
1. She asked for child support money… and forgot to tell me that she retrieved the affidavit from the hospital, so my name wasn’t on the birth certificate.
2. She lives with her Grandmother for free room and board and neither of them drive, so I have to drive an hour-and-a-half to pick up my son and drop him off at school.
3. She served me papers for full custody of my son, and since I didn’t want her to have full custody, I declined a full ride scholarship with the top college in my field.
