No Lie: Dude Stinks
1. He lied all the time, he lied about his age, he lied about loving me, he lied about being faithful. And a few days ago, he lied about lying.
2. He was a controlling dick, but I figured it out after I was in love, because he lied the entire first year we were together.
3. His breath stunk like shit and old medicine. I always had to carry water and gum to help keep the mouth rot at bay.



