Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Busted Key In Wrong Lock
1. He tried to invite an ex-girlfriend (who gave the “best blowjob” he’d ever had) over to “hang out” while I was half way around the world in Australia.
2. He repeatedly landed himself in hot water with the law for selling and smoking pot.
3. The only thing I have to remember my dad (a gold key necklace that my dad gave me to symbolize the key to my heart and give to the man I loved one day), he left in his dirty car console, broke in half and then lost. He didn’t apologize or give a shit that it meant a lot to me.
