I Plead Not Guilty
1. She hit me over the head with a lamp, and when I was passed out, she called the police and lied. I got arrested for assault.
2. If I mentioned that I talked with a girl at work, she’d accuse me of cheating on her and then sulk until I bought her something shiny to “make up for it.”
3. My four year old niece was not only smarter then her but more emotionally stable.



