Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Bench Builder
1. We went out for four years, and he was faithful to me for about three months. He ALWAYS had a backup girl(s), with whom he had sex several times a week — unbeknownst to me.
2. He was so bitchy, he always got mad about the smallest things, like too much mayo in the chicken salad I made him.
3. He told people we broke up because I started getting mental about nothing and broke things off because I was too scared of commitment. Yeah, because I fucked backups on the side.
