Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Kind’ve a Big Secret
1. One night, before I went over to her place, her ex-boyfriend had been there to propose. She failed to mention this little detail and spent the night angry at me for asking why she seemed distracted. For the record, she told him “maybe.”
2. She got back together with me for four days, just to go to MY friends wedding because she knew it would be a fun party. She broke up with me again the day after the party.
3. After we broke up, she kept coming to my house and making out with me in order to use my pool.
