He’d rather get stoned, and sleep with his mother.

Only dated him for 3 months, but he was good at playing charming.  Come to find out he’s sleeping with 3 other women in the same office, two of them over 50.  He was 30.

He used to talk about how much he hated his mother, but then he really was just trying to sleep with her.  Oedipal to the core.

Oh, and he was stoned ALL the time.