Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Mother… Fucker
1. I quit my job and moved into my parents’ house to take care of my mother when she was diagnosed with cancer. He didn’t have a car, so I drove him everywhere (including to and from work every day). One morning, when I didn’t wake up immediately, he actually asked my frail, sick mother to drive him to work, 30 minutes away.
2. The first time I walked into the room with lingerie on (the works — fish nets, garters, stilettos, everything) to fulfill another one of his fantasies, he happened to be on the phone with his mother. He made me wait five full minutes while he continued to complain about me on the phone with her.
3. His family controlled everything he did, and they all live in Texas… We live in Seattle. Nothing worse than dating a pussy.
