Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
More Like a Filet
1. He would initiate sex by asking if I wanted “tube steak.”
2. I was in college, working, and looking at law schools, while he was approaching thirty and couldn’t hold a job. He tried to convince me to get pregnant so we could go on welfare.
3. He moved back in with his parents 200 miles away when I could no longer support him. I broke up with him months later after visiting him several times and paying for everything. I later learned, he was seeing me and his childhood friend who he knocked up as soon as he moved back home.
