::SIGH::
1. Thanks for the herpes!
2. Thanks for calling me to see if I was okay after I had blisters so bad I had to lie on my side.
3. Thanks for not giving me a birthday gift two years in a row
4. Thanks for never making time to see me and choosing work over seeing me EVERY time
5. Thanks for breaking up with me through Facebook, real class act
6 But really, thanks for finally getting out of my life you don’t deserve me



