21st Century Man
1. He wore a fanny pack. As a 30-year old man. in NYC. In the 21st century.
2. He was the king of incessant, awkward dry-humping.
3. He is a vegan. Never trust a vegetarian.
1. He wore a fanny pack. As a 30-year old man. in NYC. In the 21st century.
2. He was the king of incessant, awkward dry-humping.
3. He is a vegan. Never trust a vegetarian.
Vegan and vegetarian are very different so your #3 just makes you look bad. And with your #1 it sounds like you were...