Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
God’s Will: For Him to Suck
1. During the entire year and a half we were together, I can count on two hands the number of times we kissed. He claimed that he wanted to save himself for marriage — kisses included.
2. He refused to listen to a mix CD I made him for our anniversary after reading the song list; there were no Christian artists on it.
3. During his week long family trip to Michigan, he called me absolutely frantic. In between his sobs and coughs, he begged me for my forgiveness, as the guilt was all-consuming. He had masturbated to thoughts of me in the shower.
