I Dated A Baby

1. He didn’t like to kiss. Ever. His gums bled constantly anyway, because of his loathsome oral hygiene.

2. Even though he was too lazy to get a job, he felt entitled to my earnings. And somehow, he convinced me that that wasn’t insane. He was a master of manipulation and it took years to free myself from his snare.

3. He dressed like an overgrown toddler.