Use the Force, Douche

1. He had me pulled out of a make-it-or-break it exam claiming that my mother had been in a car accident… simply because he “missed me and felt like seeing me.”

2. His parents knew more about our relationship than even I did. For example, he told them I was his girlfriend after the first date.

3. He dressed up as a Jedi at every possible opportunity - not just for Halloween.