Thanks, Doc.

1. She was a food racist. She had a problem eating food that wasn’t white.

2. Two weeks after we started dating, her doctor put her on enough Xanax to kill a donkey. Between the pot and the pills she became a zombie.

3. After breaking her arm snowboarding with her ex, she figured the best course of action was to move in with him until she healed. In the end, this admittedly worked in my favor.