Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Rabbit… Ha!
1. He had a weird obsession with bunnies. If he saw one, he chased it. He once got out of the car to chase a bunny. And they had to, at all times, be referred to as “bunnies.” Using the word “rabbit” was like a cardinal sin.
2. Once, he accidentally used my white dress instead of the sheet after he pulled out (an annoying habit to begin with). He rinsed the spot off and used the hotel blow-dryer to dry it… but he burned a hole in the dress by putting the fabric right against the blow dryer. When I asked him why he did that, he answered, “I didn’t want you to get pregnant.” Dumbass.
3. He strung me along for about a month after we broke up, using me for sex and the emotional support he knew I’d provide. Until I learned on Facebook about his new girlfriend, I was under the impression that we were working things out.
