Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
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1. She couldn’t hold a job. In the roughly two and a half years we were together, she had around eight jobs. And every time she was “let go,” it was always the same excuse: “The boss is stupid.”
2. I was NEVER allowed to do anything alone. And I mean NEVER. If I went to the store without her, she got upset that I didn’t call her and didn’t pick her up first. If I was out with “just the boys”, I received five calls from her in a span of 30 minutes. It got so bad that “my boys” stopped inviting me out to things.
3. She always played the victim card. Everything that has gone wrong in her life, it was always someone else’s fault. Every time she lost a job…the boss was at fault. When she let a $200 credit card bill balloon up to over $2000 because she decided to stop paying it, it was because the credit card company was “being stupid”.
