Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
True Love, or True Mental Illness
1. After 6 days (and hooking up once) she told me I was afraid of commitment and was trying to ignore her, so she forced her way into staying at my place for the 6 days. I later found out that she was homeless.
2. She would show up at any given moment after we broke up, the last being 3 am on a Tuesday.
3. She thought that if she stalked me, I would come around and get back with her. She went to places she heard I would be, including following me on my vacation to Vegas. In the end, she spent over six months following me around (after a six day relationship).
