Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
I’m Not Liza!
1. Whenever we asked for the check at dinner he’d stand up and go to the restroom. One time I waited for him, didn’t pay anything and when he came out from the restroom he said, “gee honey I forgot my wallet again can you get this one?”
2. We sat one cubicle apart, and one day we started fighting. He yelled at me, “shut up Liza!” My name’s not LIZA, it’s Alice thank you very much!”
3. Turns out he was seeing this girl Liza, my long time “friend” for almost two years! Even worse? He took her to get the abortion IN MY CAR, and crashed it on the way!
