And He Was An Eighth Grader

1. He cheated on me with a 15-year old freshman… when he was 26

2. Thirty minutes after he dumped me, he begged to sleep with me, saying that I was the most mature girl he ever dated. Well yeah, because she was 15.

3. I (stupidly) let him, and the next day, after he left my house, I discovered that he stole my piggy bank and my friend’s ring.