Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Two Names, One Insane
1. He would watch TV, post on forums online, and play his electric guitar all at the same time. If I asked him to turn it down or if I could change the channel, he would throw a fit… mind you, it was MY TV and computer.
2. He would go back to his own apartment on random Friday/Saturday nights to “study” all night. Turns out he was was going to the bars without me, hitting on my friends and telling them I wasn’t there because I was sick or I went home for the weekend.
3. He created a fake Facebook profile and a fake screen name and started messaging me while we were dating. The entire time this guy, “Mike,” kept asking if I had a boyfriend because he was “interested in me. Suspicious, I blocked him.
After we broke up, “Mike” reappeared and started yelling at me via IM that I cheated on my boyfriend and that I’m a whore, fat, etc. Until he slipped up and said, “but I loved you!” Right.
