Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
This Guy’s Just Sad
1. Although technically not a relationship, he convinced me to have a friends-with-benefits thing. I met him at work. I was 16. He was 25.
2. I found out he had a girlfriend, which he told me he broke up with. We went at it again, but I later found out he had a FIANCE.
3. Two weeks before his wedding he tried to get back with me. Six months later, his wife with a baby on the way, he tried to get back with me again. Six months after that, he emailed me and told me he hadn’t had sex in six months and wanted me again.
