Yeah, But X-Box Is The Shit

1. He spent hundreds of dollars on several new video gaming systems, then complained when I thought he would take me out for our anniversary because I “didn’t understand his financial situation.”

2. He told his friends I had cheated on him in order to get free sympathy pints at the bar where I work.

3. Never once would he be on top during sex. I’ve never heard of a male dead fish before.