Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Seven Years?! C’Mon!
1. She wouldn’t have sex with me for the entire seven year relationship, the last three of which we were married.
2. Everything she wanted I got for her. We moved to the location she wanted so she could be near her parents, we got a house instead of an apartment, I got a job I didn’t really like to support us, I got her the dog she wanted and I trained it, I did all the housework to suit her: painting almost every room, renovating several others.
She never did a thing for me, and was more excited to see the dog when she got home than she was to see me.
3. She decided she stopped loving me long before she actually told me. Throughout the relationship I’d try to end it and she’d beg me to give her another chance, and I would; the one time I ask for another shot? Shot down.
