Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Very Donald Sutherland of Him
1. When I found bondage gear in his closet, he insisted it belonged to his ex-girlfriend. A year later I found hundreds of bondage videos on his computer.
2. He ended his first marriage by cheating on his wife with one of his students (he’s a college instructor). Swore he’d never cheat again. Cheated on me.
3. A mutual friend of ours invited him to visit her for the weekend in order for me to be able to move out of our apartment without him knowing. Instead of staying with her, he spent the night with another woman.
When he found out I left, he called our friend in tears saying he’d made a horrible mistake and that he needed to win me back. “You were with another woman the other night,” she reminded him. “Yeah, but [my name] doesn’t know that!” he replied.
