Not a ROFL Situation

1. She told me her cousin had moved to Vancouver and that she wanted to go visit her. I soon found out that her “cousin” was her internet boyfriend.

2. I found nude pics of her in front of her webcam along with pics of his penis.

3. She and the internet boyfriend had an in depth discussion over instant messenger on how to get rid of me. Poisoning my yogurt was ultimately agreed on.