What a Pussy

1. He was fat and drank at least one Starbucks dessert coffee every day.

2. He called me a “dirty little pig” when we had sex.

3. He got an adorable kitten for his apartment and tried to convince me to move in with him. When I finally told him I couldn’t and needed to spend more time at school studying, he dropped the kitten off at the animal shelter. I was never able to find her.