Big, Important Issues

1. Our first major fight was because I told him I would prefer not to have a toilet mat in my bathroom - this made him go into a raging fury and scream that we would never work out.

2. He drank, took drugs and gambled literally every time he was not in my company.

3. Our last major fight was over him trying to purcahse a vegetable steamer, which ended in him screaming at me over the phone to “fuck off.” I did. Forever.