Morrissey Would Be Ashamed

1. He cheated on me while overseas at his best friend's wedding. When he got back from the wedding, he lied about it… until he told me the truth the day of my close friend’s funeral.

2. He always has his hair greased up in a pompadour. It’s nasty, and I don’t know how I ever found it endearing.

3. He rides a scooter. That in itself should be enough, but he’s in his early 30’s, and at a dead-end job. It’s pretty unimpressive.