Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Fuck Up Timeline
1. He dumped me under the pretense that he was moving across the country soon. He never moved and started dating a new girl the next day.
2. While on spring break with his new girlfriend, he texted me and asked what I was doing. I said “swimsuit shopping.” He proceeded to send me a barrage of explicit texts.
3. After a very interesting conversation, his (now ex) girlfriend and I discovered a three week overlap in our relationships that neither of us knew about. His excuse? He was scared. Of what? I don’t know.
