Best “I Want You Back” Gift Ever

1. He pissed the bed almost every time we drank together, which was several times a week because we both work at bars. 2. After he chased me for 6 months. Less than a month after I gave in, he slept with his ex.

3. When he found out that I had a new boyfriend he broke through my security door and knocked on my door until 6am. I didn’t answer so he took a shit in front of my apartment door.