Breakups suck. So do exes. These are all user-submitted stories about those exes. Want in? Submit any number of reasons why your ex sucks. Condense your bitterness. You’re used to being told to shut up, anyways. She always did that. Or he. Or He-She? Whatever. They sucked.
Pull That Trigger, Thumper
1. He held a loaded shotgun to his head and threw a temper tantrum every time i tried to stop him from controlling me, got in a fight or tried to leave him
2. He came home one morning while I was still sleeping in the nude. He jammed his fingers in me and said that I was naked because I had my ex over, and his reason for violating me was that “he could tell if i was telling the truth” that way.
3. He thought that humping like a rabbit was good sex and *always* nutted after about one or two minutes.
